Wheres Whelm?
I’ve visited Overwhelm
many times, and Underwhelm just as many.
many times, and Underwhelm just as many.
Yet never
visited Whelm —
Not that I remember.
visited Whelm —
Not that I remember.
Surely it’s
somewhere in the middle?
Or have I gone past the turning?
Missed a warning sign, perhaps?
somewhere in the middle?
Or have I gone past the turning?
Missed a warning sign, perhaps?
A map would be handy, I reckon
Does Whelm exist at all? I ask.
Does anybody else remember?
Does anyone know what it’s like?
Is it even worth a mention?
Is it full of wonders,
or dangers best not known?
Is it full of wonders,
or dangers best not known?
Am I forever barred from Whelm?
Are Under- and Overwhelm
the safest bet after all
and worth their weight in gold.
and worth their weight in gold.
How do I find out?
I simply have to know.
I can then give up my yearning for Whelm,
or pack my bags and go.
I simply have to know.
I can then give up my yearning for Whelm,
or pack my bags and go.